When you type “Hell” into the iPhone’s weather widget, the “smart” phone cheerfully directs you to New York, NY.

As noted by approximately one billion Digg commenters and counting, this is probably because of Hell’s Kitchen, but that doesn’t make the hurt go away.

Two can play at this game, however. Note that if you type “dumbass,” the first result is some place in Sweden. Suck on that, Sweden.